Flan

Flan is a penis that has ejaculated inside the UFF's butthole on numerous occasions.

He is best known for trying to get known for something and horribly failing. He is described as arrogant, ignorant, immature and in a constant state of sexual arousal.

Flan's name comes from the fact that his parents would punish him by shoving flan into his rectum when he was young. Later when he discovered otaku culture, he decided to pretend his name was based on Flandre Scarlet.

Flan has been banned 69 times so far, but always returns, he is the curse of the UFF, similar to mmxpert, metarex master, gradiusuirad and bowserfan, however of a much higher caliber and of a much more malicious nature.

If Flan ever confronts you and actually says something nice, it is a trap, and it is suggested that you simply ignore him. Even though all of his traps backfire, they can still cause harm to others.

We would put some images of Flan here, but they are simply too grotesque. We can however put an image of him in his Halloween costume.

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